Are you from the street? Ugghh!
Nevermind all those bands you're touting. They're only going to break up and leave you. Bartholomew Moriarty and his gang will be your friends 'til the end. Even better, you can make new friends with The CoolKids because it's free. No CD to buy, no pledge of allegiance. You're turning people on to a book (which we know the older folks appreciate) and reading it might even make them a better person.
If you're the kind of person who likes to get out there and turn people on to new things, here's some things to help you out: